Getting up with FAREB this weekend...
Tomorrow I have a date with FAREB. Mr. "I don't like taking people out on dates because I don't know where things are going to go." How about a nice refreshing glass of shut the fuck up? You're taking me out. If you didn't do the dating thing before you're about to start now.
The plan is to catch a movie and maybe play a few games of pool. He claims that he will whoop off on me in a game of billiards but I know I can bring that negro to his knees (not just in pool ;-)). I'm always up for friendly competition mixed with a little sexual tension so it will be fun.
I ain't gon lie. I want him butt naked on top of me asking me how I like it. I guess I have a thing for assholes. Especially assholes with nice pecs and abs. But I like assholes who are sweet to me. He can be an asshole to the world but treat me like a queen.
I can't really say right now where I want things to go with FAREB. Sometimes I think he's cool, other times he's a jerk who can go fuck himself. Eh. We'll see what happens.
Peace.
5 Comments:
That's funny. Have fun!
LOL! I love it! ;-) I will check back Monday to find out how your weekend went with this gentleman!
Have a good one!!
@ southern lady - i plan on having a good ol' time.
@ b - you know i will be providing up to the minute details about that date.
I think the name FAREB is the funniest sh*t I've heard in a while...Good luck this weekend...Hopefully he won't be an idiot...
@ funky fresh - thank southern lady for FAREB's naming. all caps! lol. i'm sure he'll say or do something idiotic and i'll have to blast him on the 'net. hehe.
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