Press Your Luck

Me and Moms were in Tar-jay at the checkout line when she noticed the August issue of Essence on the news stand. The headline on the cover screamed: "Black Men Want to Meet You! We found 60 SINGLE Doctors, Ministers, Millionaires, and a Prince for YOU. Email them, p. 99." We totally mocked the headline. My initial thought was, damn, do the editors think black women are that desperate?

I already received my August issue in the mail last week. However, mine had Tyler Perry on the cover :-(. I wasn't lucky enough to get the hot guy cover. I had already thumbed through the hot guy spread, but I didn't pay much attention to it.

I began to think, what would happen if I actually sent one of them an email? Would he respond? The curiosity in me said fuck it, try your luck. So I'm going to send Braylon Edwards' fine ass an email and hope hit hits me back. He probably won't, but it would be interesting if I got a response. Wish me luck people. I need some football D in my life.

Peace.


*** BREAKING NEWS UPDATE:

Why did the muthafuckin' email bounce back when I sent it? This is some bullshit! Essence, you are full of ca ca! Now I have to hope I run into him at the club. And it's hard for a classy young woman such as myself to compete with these LA hoochies. *Sighing*