Monday's Random Thoughts

It never fails that as soon as you are over someone, they start sweating you. When I wanted you, you were acting all aloof and shit. Now that I don't want you anymore you want to be all in my face?

On the same token, blowing up my phone is not going to make me answer. It actually has the opposite effect. And I'll start talking bad about you to my friends when you do it.

My coworkers are nosy as a muthafucka. Go get some business and stay up outta mine!

White people at my job don't eat sugar. They guzzle diet soda and coffee with splenda all day. Remember that rumor that fake sugar causes anal leakage? And that it can cause cancer? Hmmm...sugar, or chemicals? Trading one unhealthy thing for another.

My trainer hates me. He really does. Why else would he subject me to inhumane exercise techniques? Oh that's right to whip me into shape. That's what I'm paying him for. Aaaahhhh. My whole body hurts, I can barely move. No pain, no gain?

I feel like complaining today. I'm a woman, I'm a Virgo. I'm entitled to that.